I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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