Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I understand Curling. That high.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize
