I didn't shave. On purpose
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
