cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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