Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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