dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
How's work?
Spinning.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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