just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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