and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i think i have herpe
just one?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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