I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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