she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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