I seem to have left my pride at pride
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
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It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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