I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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