Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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