HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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