My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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