Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
