She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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