I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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