I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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