i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
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Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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