wat bout pragnant strippers??
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
they're like a gay fantastic four
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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