Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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