Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
How's work?
Spinning.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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