You can't special order awesome
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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