Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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