i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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