If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
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So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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