Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
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First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Boobs are out for the taking
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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