You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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