She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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