Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Randomize
