SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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