I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
