I showed him my bush... on skype.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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