at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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