He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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