I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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