I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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