Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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