i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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