I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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