That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
You're like the curious george of whores
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I have fence marks all over my body
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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