How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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