i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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