Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now