Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show