we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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