We're like a lot better than the average bears
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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