It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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