one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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