One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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