you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Randomize
