I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
