we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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