11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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