Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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