yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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